The
Military Wife
THE MILITARY WIFE
The Good Lord was creating a model for military wives in his sixth day of overtime. An Angel appeared. She said "Lord you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What is wrong with the standard model?" The Lord replied. "Have you seen the specs on this order? She has to be completely independent, possess the qualities of both mother and father, be a perfect hostess for four or forty with an hour notice, run on black coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully, even if she is pregnant or has the flu, and she must have six pairs of hands." The Angel shook her head. "Six pairs of hands? No way!" The Lord continued. "Don't worry. We will make other military wives to help her. And we will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband's achievements, sustain the pain of separation, beat soundly when it is overworked and tired, and be large enough to say 'I understand,' when she doesn't and 'I love you', regardless." "Lord," said the angel, "Go to bed and get some rest. You can finish this tomorrow." "I can't stop now," said the Lord. "I am so close to creating something unique! Already this model heals herself when she is sick, can put up six unexpected guests for the weekend, wave goodbye to her husband from a pier, a runway or depot and understand why it is important for him to leave." The angel circled the model of the military wife, looked at it closely. She sighed, "It looks fine. But it's too soft." "She might look soft," replied the Lord, "but she has the strength of a lion. You would not believe what she can endure." Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger gently across the cheek of the Lord's creation. "There's a leak," she announced. "Something is wrong with the construction." "I am not surprised that it has cracked. You are trying to put too much into this model." The Lord was offended at the angel's lack of confidence. "What you see is not a leak," He said. "It's a tear." "A tear? What is there for.?" Asked the angel. The Lord replied, "It for joy, sadness, pain, disappointment, loneliness, pride. It's a dedication to all the values she and her husband hold dear." "You are a genius!" exclaimed the Angel. The Lord looked puzzled and replied "I didn't put it there."